every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Arte de mierda.
That’s so cool
This guy is on a roll.
For something that literally translates to “Art of Shit,” this is pretty damn cool.
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
"If you are too delicate to hear some Cussin’ you are FAR too delicate to fight for your life." —Yeager